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This post is for Brittany’s birthday. And so she doesn’t unfollow me.
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While attempting to shave my genitals I discovered that the folds of my scrotum form an infinite fractal, it is thus impossible to stretch it out for a closer shave.
— (via thisispodracing)
chat
- dad: so are you bringing your friend to prom?
- me: what friend?
- dad: your computer
via sigh because life.




